Fake Company Hats

Embroidered hats for companies that don't exist.

Every hat is a real, wearable design first — the fictional company is the bonus joke.

New Companies

Just joined the roster

VP

Architecture

Vantage & Pierce Architecture

47 employees$2,162 market cap*
$46
LL

Food & Beverage

Loop & Larch Coffee

128 employees$4,352 market cap*
$34
BO

Outdoor & Apparel

Birchline Outfitters

340 employees$12,240 market cap*
$36
RA

Aerospace

Redshift Aerospace

2.1K employees$92,400 market cap*
$44

The Market

Ranked by market cap — employees × price, purely for fun

  1. 1
    RA

    Redshift Aerospace

    Aerospace · 2.1K employees

    $92,400
  2. 2
    ND

    Nimbus Data Systems

    Technology · 1.2K employees

    $49,600
  3. 3
    HS

    Halcyon Steel Works

    Industrial Manufacturing · 812 employees

    $30,856
  4. 4
    CM

    Continental Motor Co.

    Automotive · 690 employees

    $28,980
  5. 5
    BO

    Birchline Outfitters

    Outdoor & Apparel · 340 employees

    $12,240
  6. 6
    LL

    Loop & Larch Coffee

    Food & Beverage · 128 employees

    $4,352
  7. 7
    MD

    Millbrook Dairy Co.

    Agriculture · 95 employees

    $3,040
  8. 8
    VP

    Vantage & Pierce Architecture

    Architecture · 47 employees

    $2,162

Shop All

8 companies and counting

VP

Architecture

Vantage & Pierce Architecture

47 employees$2,162 market cap*
$46
LL

Food & Beverage

Loop & Larch Coffee

128 employees$4,352 market cap*
$34
BO

Outdoor & Apparel

Birchline Outfitters

340 employees$12,240 market cap*
$36
RA

Aerospace

Redshift Aerospace

2.1K employees$92,400 market cap*
$44
ND

Technology

Nimbus Data Systems

1.2K employees$49,600 market cap*
$40
HS

Industrial Manufacturing

Halcyon Steel Works

812 employees$30,856 market cap*
$38
MD

Agriculture

Millbrook Dairy Co.

95 employees$3,040 market cap*
$32
CM

Automotive

Continental Motor Co.

690 employees$28,980 market cap*
$42

What is this, exactly?

Fake Company Hats designs hats for companies that only exist here. Each one gets a name, a logo, and a little backstory — then we put it on a genuinely good hat. “Employees” and “market cap” are just a fun way of tracking how many people have joined a company by buying its hat. Nothing here is a real business, security, or investment — it's just a good hat with a bit with it.

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